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 12.07.2016
dimgel: in sochi fucking dolboebism blooms
Gary :?
dimgel: prohibition to visit the beaches from 20:00 to 8:00
I heard something from the end of my ear.
GARIK: And what about NAHUA?
Dimgel: Yes, I didn’t even read it!
dimgel: because it’s shit, fuck it already nahua
Thank God, I am not in Sochi.
We always solve the most urgent problems first.
Dimgel: and as usual prohibitions
You know, we all have trouble from the fact that people swim at night.
Dimgel: No, maybe there are some anti-terrorist engines there, but do they hide then? introducing a special provision, the commander's hour there - and voila.
Gary: A
Terrorists swimming at night
Gary : Certainly!
by dimgel: 100%
dimgel: refugees from Turkey are landing
Dimgel: with machines
For sale of gases?
Garik: In fact, if seriously, the problem I see here is the main thing is that we have such an insult introduced without the slightest attempt to explain something normally.
Garik: And I do not understand why.
garik: why you can't just say normal - from the marian flame floated zombie meduses, which at night suck the mosquito of swimmers
dimgel: I read the article on the tape. Care for the health and life of people. He said that drunken people should not drown in the sea at night. Definitely a fucker.
Garik: and during the day they fucking swim.
and drunk)
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