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 12.07.2016
You know why I am an adult, but I look, you understand?
YYY: Well what?
xxx: There was a series where a woman made cute dresses to her friends, and they didn’t appreciate it, I said, I didn’t ask for it. She gave them what they asked for, and they got a full fist that only liked them.
YYY: And what then?
This is my wake up! First you make a genetic site, and the customer asks for brighter colors, to play with the fonts and his photo in the middle. No explanation that it just looks horrible doesn’t work.
And here you are doing something of such an acidic color that it is impossible to see and not blind, a huge photo of a customer whose smile will give way to the crocodile and everything else, which makes the site more like a diary of a 12-year-old girl on Beon than a site.
The employer likes it!
So after work, I sit down, turn on this series, and I realize I’m not the only one.
Source: http://bash.im
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