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 20.07.2016
The wedding story!

My colleague is a very mercantile person. One day she told us about her wedding. As usual, everyone started congratulating her and naturally asking for details. Here my colleague says, “We want a magnificent wedding for 300 people.”

When asked how much money you intend to spend, she answered half a million.

The wedding took place (no one went from work to the wedding, they covered her table at work, with all the congratulations), our bride comes to work all in tears and in a terrible mood. In the evening, sitting at the table and drinking too much, she said, they took a loan for 500,000, with the calculation that 300 guests are invited and each will give a minimum of 5,000. By simple calculations, it should have been 1500000. And then the crash, 75 people came, the parents gave from both sides 50,000 and guests almost all 1,000. She expected to repay the loan and go on vacation to spend money, said, this is the idea of the wedding. And what happened...
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