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 26.07.2016
A drunk man will never do what he himself (per in secret, including from himself) would not do with a sober head.
Alcohol removes barriers.
And many drink it intentionally to remove them, including many tight women.
But not all barriers can be removed, some live behind demons.
Therefore, it is better not to drink with anyone. In the sense of itself, you can drink, but to be in the company of drunkards - well, his naphid.
These are the two sides of one drunkard. A woman can and wants love, but receives by the fact of wear. Because I did not decide to drink. Because she wanted too much love and didn’t drink at all, by the way.
And it often goes just so that with a sober with him she seems to agree already, but when drunk - such a hatred that it is not what to sleep, you do not want to see him. But somewhere from this hatred is already extremely difficult.
Sleeping with a drunk woman is like sleeping with a rubber woman. I didn't try it myself, but I think it's worse than 'black in bed', and as I think, even the right hand will be more pleasant than the barrel. So it’s not a bit of wear, and even necrophilia is something.
But after a bottle of champagne for two with candles there is wonderful sex. By mutual agreement and for mutual pleasure. And it is a completely different story.
You are all involved in a bunch. A kind of youthful maximalism, no other.
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