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 28.07.2016
I go in public transport in the morning, and next to me sits a woman with a full bowl of raspberries. Almost all the trip I hypnotized the raspberries, remembering that I had a full batch of raspberries left at home and I didn’t have time to eat breakfast or raspberries. When I approached her stop, the woman turned to me and said, "Young man, you just don't eat me" - and stretched me a handful of raspberries. I didn’t refuse, but at the exit I was as red as the raspberries she gave me.
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