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 28.07.2016
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A little about myself: married, despite years in marriage, I have a sports figure, I cook, help clean up, I drink rarely (as I meet with friends), I go for a comp compot almost only at work, not a millionaire, but I earn a couple of times above the average, my wife never raised my voice, nor raised my hand, in sex - once a day is enough for me, I spend all my free time with the child, I can also feed and sleep and change the diaper and bathe - I only for joy, gifts to my wife and child regularly (the child is more often).
How do I become a fool? My wife divorced me, I don’t care.
It is psychological, help me.

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Telepaths are on vacation. We don’t know who you really are. You, Messiah, told what you considered necessary, what is seen from your worldview.
Or maybe you are that rare vaccines fool who quietly presses in a hurry to get into Moscow? Or your wife is like a maid: bring, give, spread your legs, and give all your love to the child, and this is a good example father.
As they say, nothing happens without a reason. If your wife divorces you, it is either you do not agree on something there, or your wife is you. And for her, it is better to silently send you down than to explain why.
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