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 29.07.2016
About the ideal guy from whom the wife wants to drop, some thoughts arose:

1st He says he’s making money fucking. But once so, this work should require a great deal of effort, either physical or mental. Simply do not pay the ZP several times higher than the average. And if he’s not a superman, I don’t believe he’s capable of cheating every day. Moreover, he writes that he is no longer young.
2nd The child at the age when you need to change diapers, 18 hours a day or sleep, or suckles. Even when people come home from work, it’s hard. So a few hours in the weekend is not God knows what heroism.
Three Sex every day, even if it is true, may not please a woman. Some are quite enough once every 3-4 days, and more often - already unpleasant. If our superman demands every day, and even for a long time, maybe she’s tired already and decided “no.”
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