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 21.12.2008
My Chinese car broke, namely, the gearbox.

I come to the service, the car is guaranteed. I am pleased at the service.

We inform you that the trusses, said, are not in the warehouse, we have to wait 3 months. What is

Three months without a machine, it won’t work.

I search the internet and in 3 days I find the desired detail, as I was told,

It was present in Moscow at the time in a single copy.

I agreed with the vendors, booked, arrived the next day.

1 hour before opening, so as not to intercept competitors.

The shop opens, I rush: - I... you... here... should... were

to reserve, to reserve. Don’t worry, I left. Here is your troll.

One and a half thousand rubles. I am standing like an enchanted man, throwing a trick in my hands and

I smile stupidly. Even the shoppers almost cried. And suddenly

I remember that the master in the service said very strictly: - I warn you,

the car is guaranteed and if you are buying spare parts yourself, look for

It was original, otherwise we will not put it!

Is this the original? And suddenly the salespeople in the department.

They just start to roast, you won’t say otherwise. I woke up, I don’t know what.

to do. The first one who came to himself, through tears, cried:

- Interesting, and who on Chinese cars non-original spare parts

The Germans, what are the Germans?

Petroch
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