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 02.08.2016
Who could survive before him? The average life expectancy of non-discriminated men is somehow 10 years shorter and has only recently begun to go beyond the retirement age.

Now I’ll reveal a secret to you:
The average life expectancy of men is low because the mortality rates are very high between the ages of 16 and 30.
That is, if you have lived to 35 - then you can calmly breathe out, you will live to retirement almost guaranteed, and you will be retired for a long time.

And why do men between 16 and 30 years of age have a high mortality rate, you ask? And it’s very simple: jumping into the trees from the third floor, street fights, alcohol, drugs, driving races, "look what focus I’ll show with a knife" and other "risk behavior". By the way, most violent crimes (robbery, rape, beating, murder, etc.) It is also suddenly committed by men from 16 to 30. All drug barricades and carriers are also in this category. And in every hot spot fan catch - who do you think is most often driving?

In general, men, first you kill yourself, and then you mourn the low average duration and you are outraged that the evil feminists suddenly do not rush to advocate a lower retirement age for those of you who miraculously managed to survive. With what joy? We already have that, all women are suddenly protected from all possible misfortunes and feminists just have nothing more to do?
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