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 03.08.2016
Before the first grade, he believed that metro trains had no wheels, that Chechnya was in Siberia, that the United States was all of America, and that Jamaica, Mexico, Honduras... were states. Then another time I thought that C Builder and Visual C++ were the same All, I was the absolute winner. * / /

My grandfather showed my mother the blankets on the balcony and told me how he painted them. I, a six-year-old, decided that he was pointing to a neighboring four-storey house. A few years later, I told all the opposite and transversal that my grandfather (partorg of the institute of Soviet trade, for a second :-) alone painted the neighboring house. This is a misconception :-)
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