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My son is already above my head and many childhood stories have long been forgotten, but one will obviously be in memory and with a smile always as an example of a special childhood logic.
At 3, 5 - 4 years old, the son decided to ask a sacramental child's question about where the children came from. Being a mother after 30 and the highest education (although without practice) behind my back, I didn't get dull, but told a child of such an age about the love of mom and dad, a grain in my mother's belly, long months of waiting, etc. Sonul's thought came to mind, asked a couple of clarification questions and the topic was closed.
Three months after the conversation, the kindergarten teacher met me with a scream and incomprehensible claims that I had already ruined my child, and he is now ruining the lives of other children. I found out the following. During a lesson on nature, one of the children asked the "the same" ever-sacramental question about human origin. The teacher told an interesting story about what boys find in cabbage (why boys? ? to ? to The girls are bringing eggs. The son immediately entered the conversation and stated that in fact everything was not so and told the version I put forward. The question and options of the educator and the son caused a rough discussion, to which several additional options (apparently from other parents) were added. When the educator tried to insist on his own, the son stated that his birthday was in April, which means he could not find it in the cabbage - she has not yet grown.
Upon leaving the group, the teacher demanded that I hold a serious conversation with the child at home - "so that the rest do not confuse, and we do not know how other parents will treat this."
In my opinion - the problem was not worth the agitation that the educator dispeled, but in the evening to this conversation we and the son returned.
I: And what will we do now?
Q: You told me the truth, right?
I: Of course it is.
I know you for a long time and I trust you. Therefore, Vera Ivanovna let her think as she wants, but we know the truth! ! to ! to
At 3, 5 - 4 years old, the son decided to ask a sacramental child's question about where the children came from. Being a mother after 30 and the highest education (although without practice) behind my back, I didn't get dull, but told a child of such an age about the love of mom and dad, a grain in my mother's belly, long months of waiting, etc. Sonul's thought came to mind, asked a couple of clarification questions and the topic was closed.
Three months after the conversation, the kindergarten teacher met me with a scream and incomprehensible claims that I had already ruined my child, and he is now ruining the lives of other children. I found out the following. During a lesson on nature, one of the children asked the "the same" ever-sacramental question about human origin. The teacher told an interesting story about what boys find in cabbage (why boys? ? to ? to The girls are bringing eggs. The son immediately entered the conversation and stated that in fact everything was not so and told the version I put forward. The question and options of the educator and the son caused a rough discussion, to which several additional options (apparently from other parents) were added. When the educator tried to insist on his own, the son stated that his birthday was in April, which means he could not find it in the cabbage - she has not yet grown.
Upon leaving the group, the teacher demanded that I hold a serious conversation with the child at home - "so that the rest do not confuse, and we do not know how other parents will treat this."
In my opinion - the problem was not worth the agitation that the educator dispeled, but in the evening to this conversation we and the son returned.
I: And what will we do now?
Q: You told me the truth, right?
I: Of course it is.
I know you for a long time and I trust you. Therefore, Vera Ivanovna let her think as she wants, but we know the truth! ! to ! to