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 04.08.2016
xxx: In some fantastic novel was: "The striptease at zero gravity got a second breath, especially for the ladies with great talents."

YYY: It’s five, striptease is great.

XXX is Nenochi. I think that weightlessness is just the manna of heaven for the size of the third and larger. The virgins in the crowds have to siege the ISS, it is strange that this does not happen.

XXX: Do you do that? How to deal with problems with the joints and the skeleton as a whole?

XXX is an entirely different piece. In general, it is useful to bring. Astronauts are not boring. Imagine: for six months in orbit, you see a woman only as part of the American crew, and it would be better for you not to see her... And here the bat - a transport ship with a team of striptease. The important thing is not to be a man.
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