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 28.01.2008
I work as a realtor.
A call from the buyer
I: Goodbye
She: you have an apartment for sale like this please tell the exact address 26 or 27 house
I will clarify and call you again.

Call the owner.
Please specify your home number.
It is: 26
I: Thank you very much

Calling the Buyer
I: Hi, I have specified the address of this 26 house
She: You know me the number of home does not say anything!!! What color is green or brown?? to

Calling the owner
Hello again, sorry but don't tell me what color the house is (I speak through wild rust)
Give her that green (also through wild rust)

It would be nothing, but I didn’t tell him that the buyer was a woman!! to
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