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 08.08.2016
Second universe course, the last week before exams. To be admitted to them, it was necessary to defend work on the subject with the simple name "Business Planning", which had to be carried out throughout the semester. It was necessary to make a business plan, and a young teacher, looking seriously at the audience, at the beginning of the year stated: "Come to this work more than responsibly, I will check all the calculations." Many decided to follow his advice. There is a defense, and the predecessor, we will call it "X.“Sometimes he even nodded and wrote something into a notebook. And here another student finished telling about the business plan of some memorial agency. H., this time recording more actively than usual, suddenly asks the girl: "What, when the calculations and all the information about suppliers, etc. So let’s open a company, ready to take on a portion of the costs.” The student, slightly confused, replies, saying she is not ready and something in this spirit. X., turning a notebook in his hands, kicks and releases it. Literally a month later, the teacher is fired to devote more time to his new, recently opened firm. Now, judging by rumors, he is very even well and he does not plan to return to teaching.
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