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 09.08.2016
The dialogue:
She: I got my closet, can you come and help collect it?

I: I should have asked the masters, they have the tool.

She: Yeah, they are, they are, they are, they are, and so on.

I: No, no, I was washed up in the movie today, and then a tight schedule, and to you to go for an hour and a half by the subway.

Once you loved me, and you would come.

I: Well...when I loved drugs...but it all went by.

You are... you are!! Do you compare me to drugs??? With that shit!!? to

I: Well...I would compare it to peelings, but I still love them...we have it for the rest of our lives.
She...
And I dropped the phone))))))))
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