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 10.08.2016
Last year, my provincial town was marked with a roadplate on the place where the road was supposed to be. In fact, there were holes, dirt and pieces of asphalt. This year, at the beginning of the summer, the city stopped turning on the lights in the evening - motivated by the fact that the light, and to save money from lighting will repair the roads. The roads, of course, have almost not been repaired, so crawl repair places. But in the summer, the governor of the region was jailed for non-labour income, received personally in his hands, in one good restaurant of the capital. After a couple of weeks in the city began to turn on the lights in the evening, and a month later began to lay asphalt in those places where the dirt was marked last year. What does one well-known propagandist say in the Zombie Fighter "Coincidence? I don’t think!" The conclusion is obvious – you need to plant more often.
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