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 13.08.2016
Evgeny
I have a hook here. After moving, I don’t know which cellar is mine. No numbers on the door. I called the previous owner. He did not use the basement, so he called the previous one... He did not use the basement either! There are no keys, of course. There are no rooms in the basement. In short, I will play Indiana Jones and the Treasure of the Lost Basement.

Andrei
Look for the best)

Evgeny
They are all such)

Andrei
Look for the heart! Paloch... tifu, the basement chooses the owner itself

Evgeny
Jake Sally: How do I know he chose me?
He’ll want to kill you.
Jake Sally: Warming up..."
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