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 13.08.2016
I rarely argue. I do not participate in local fighting in principle, but I even got caught up here. Should a man decide to leave a child or not? What? As a man who has endured and was born, I want to tell you, go on! This, apparently, a man will bleed 12 times a day for three months, with bile starting from 4 times, since nothing else is left in the stomach and even water is not retained. This, apparently, a man will suffer from heartburn, swelling, sensation of internal organs at the level of the lungs. This, apparently, the man will be considered a dumb cow, which will confuse elementary things and forget. And, of course, a man will put his life at risk by giving birth to a child. In a man, the genitals will turn into a bloody mesh with a bunch of seams, or a man will remain a seam on his stomach for life. About stretches, excess weight, new foot size, postpartum depression and deterioration of memory in general is not even worth mentioning.
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