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 14.08.2016
I live in a rental apartment with neighbors in other rooms. And one of them, the guy, never opens the door with his key. Always calling the phone. If his wife or child is at home - they open the door, he enters and forgets to close the door in 90% of cases. If they are not - after a few minutes of calls, I hear a sound in the lock well. The last case got me:

I lie in bed, watch a movie, time 22: 00. A bell at the door. One, the second and the third. I listen to it, and no matter what happened, I watch the movie further. The phone starts ringing (it’s ringing). I don’t take the phone, but I start to boil my mind. Again a bell at the door. Five minutes later, he opened and entered. I go to the kitchen in half an hour.

C: Oh, where were you?

I: In the room.

Q: What if the door was opened?

What do you do to get the keys out of your pocket?

(C): Yes, I had heavy bags, I wasn’t lazy.



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