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 14.08.2016
My friend’s cat is called Felix Allergene Mc'Schrödinger. When asked whether it is wise to call a cat, she answers:
His grandmother called him Felix because he was allergic to me, Mac because he was a Scottish whisker, and Schrödinger because he was a cat, and because I was allergic to him, it was not clear how long he would stay with us. Well... Or I..."
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