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 14.08.2016
It was at the end of the 80s. During the Soviet Union, schools were required to strictly comply with rules, such as the compulsory wearing of a school uniform, a pioneering tie. If a girl has long hair, then they must be assembled in a tail or wrapped up in cracks, or if you are already in high school, then don’t give god you came up with makeup.

The story happened when Yulia was in primary school. Their teacher was such a woman of communist hardness. Well, as usual, she had favorites, and there were students she did not like. Julia was somehow in the last, despite the fact that she did not learn badly. It wasn’t good, but it was also a trio. The teacher did not miss the opportunity to showcase the students of this group in front of the whole class on any occasion.

There was some control. Yulkin's mother left in the evening to the neighboring city for a session - she studied off-site at some institute. Yucca went out by herself in the morning. She gathered her hair in the tail and slapped the brick with a fist. When he sat down to write the checklist, the unskillfully blown blade constantly slipped out of the blade and fell on his eyes. Yulke had to constantly repair her, and she scratched again. After a while, the teacher noticed it and said, “Julia, go here.” Jolly has arrived. Does the hair bother? Let me help you.”

Here, this creature takes such large scissors from the table and just before the whole class, it cracks Yulke’s tail.

The tail. with knives. In front of the whole class.

Don’t ask why the tail and not the brick, nobody knows.

“The hair should be put in order at home, Julia, not at school.”

Julia turns into tears and she slowly returns to her place.

Yulka quietly cried behind the party, but the worst thing was ahead - in the evening she had to come back, and Yulka was afraid that she would fall heavily for this incident. Therefore, coming home, Yulka didn’t come up with anything better than changing clothes, but not taking off the winter hat. When my mother returned in the evening, she naturally asked why Yulka was in a hat, but she replied that something was cold, ears and head frozen, so she is still in a hat. Well, my mom didn’t really bother, but it was time to go to bed and the hat had to be removed. Mother naturally wept and asked what was going on. She cried and told me how it was.

My mother did not argue. Mom just called Yulkin’s grandfather and told him about the situation.

The next morning, Julia went to school with her grandfather in the hand. Yulkin’s grandfather was a kind man, but at the same time he was very demanding and strict, as he worked as a boss in some factory. When they arrived, the lesson had not yet begun, but there was already a teacher and 2-3 children in the class. The grandfather went into the classroom, introduced himself to the teacher, said there was a conversation and asked the students to wait in the hallway.

She heated her ears at the door. She was interested in listening to what they were talking about, but through the door it was unclear. I heard the bass grandfather say something to the teacher, and then her whispering voice responds to him. The conversation was heated, they spoke louder and louder, and then at some point Yulka heard the sound of a delicious straw. This is rain! And it all silenced. Then the door opens, the grandfather comes out, behind him a teacher with such a crassy cheek and a purple ear.

“Sorry to me, Julia.”

Her apologies were not needed, but her purple ear clearly smoothed offensive.

And Yulka and her mother then went to the barber, and she made a careful equal punishment.
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