Our mayor, a good man, decided to run for deputies. He hanged banners around the city listing what the mayor had done. Yesterday I watched a picture: the paladins in orange vests, grumbling for the whole day, barely sitting alive on the border to rest, consider the poster with his image:

“I cleaned 40 parks and squares.”

One, heavily relying on the butt, breathes:

Oh shit, he cleansed it.