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 14.08.2016
I took a new passport yesterday. The institution was called: “Emergency photo for documents”. The photographer for five minutes put the light, troubled his tongue, asked to raise his head, lower a little, turn a little, smile a little, smile a little, be more serious, etc. He made a piece of 20-30 frames. The filming took 20 minutes. I told him I could wait in the studio while he was working. ! ) with photographs. At my question, why work - choose the most successful and print - with contempt whispered: "Did you see your bags under your eyes? Do you want the border guards to accept you as a terrorist?” I was forced to agree not to hear the other "compliments" about my appearance.

Kren knew what he was doing, but he looked very concerned at the monitor, pushed out his tongue, pressed his mouse intensely, and breathed bitterly. At the end of the hour from the start of the visit, he handed me pictures.

From there, I was looked at by a donelza photographed absolutely smooth rose. If it were not a hint of a nose and a red mouth, like a vampire’s mouth, the most appropriate definition would be a ass with eyes. On my silent question, the photographer shrugged his shoulders:

“Sorry, of such material, nothing better to do!”

There are no words. She went and sent him to that very ass without taking a photo and not paying a penny. Two hundred meters later she went to another institution, and in 15 minutes she left there with decent photographs.
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