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 15.08.2016
I was driving in a plateau from the sea, and my mother and son (4-5 years old) were driving in the neighborhood on the side shelf. The boy was very active and was carrying the car all day. When it came time to put him to sleep, the guy decided not to give up without a fight, but his mother laid him on the lower shelf, lay next to him, pressed him to the wall, got A.S. Pushkin's book "The Tale of Tsar Saltan" and began to read. It was a gesture. She not only read absolutely without intonation, as instructions to the vacuum cleaner, but also not noticing signs of interpenetration.

- Three girls under the window coveted late in the evening if I was a queen says one girl then for the whole baptized world I would prepare a feast if I was a queen.

The child quickly gave up and cried:

Mom, please don’t read it. I will sleep myself!

His mother was silent, and he immediately fell asleep.

The guy saved the whole car, for which we forgave him a whole day of running.
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