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 15.08.2016
My daughter went to the disco. I went to sleep safely. Somewhere at 4 in the morning! I wake up! It is early in the morning, and the child is still walking somewhere! I call her number, no one takes it. Then I pick up, and there they drop. Well, I’m generally in panic, I call again, I hear a sleepy voice, “Mom, what are you doing? “”



Of course, “Where are you? ! to “”



Mom, you are the worst. I sleep in the neighboring room.



We understand in the morning.



“You,” I ask, “why didn’t you pick up the phone?



So I hear the phone call that you are calling me, and I know that I am sleeping at home, what to do.



Okay well. Why dropped it later? ! to



Hm is. I decided to look around to see if I was really at home.
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