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 15.08.2016
I noticed that people generally tend to be surprised when someone’s leisure is going wrong. You say that at eight in the morning went for a walk in the park - they chicked and called an unusual. To explain that I woke up at five in the morning, as the body has been accustomed to this regime for many years, and until eight had time to eat, read, watch a movie, is useless. I went for a walk in the capital alone and immediately asked: who did you meet? Explaining that the raid in parks and museums that I arranged for myself does not require a partner because of the great physical and emotional stress is useless. and stamp stamps.
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