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 17.08.2016
Once my companion, being already on the last course, met a girl, and everything in them turned right quickly.

I stayed with her overnight, and some time later, literally a month and a half later, I confessed to her in love. He had the most serious intentions. He was just discouraged when she told him something like, "Sorry, but I'm getting married, and you're just going here."

She directly said that her fiancé at the moment is just on a flight, walking at sea.

My companion was very concerned, and he decided to warn the lucky man, in order to protect him from a "reliable" marriage, he found her bridegroom in VK, and as it turned out they had a common friend, through whom he asked to describe the whole situation "as long as you walk in the sea, the horns are taught you", provided evidence in the form of a bedtime selfie.

In short, the guy just sent it in three letters, and said, "You just envy me that I have such a girl, and in photoshop made photos," and said something like, "even if you were lying next to the blanket, there is no evidence that you had sex." For a while he threatened to catch up and punish for such jokes.

They are now married and have two children.
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