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 25.12.2008
The store of computers. The sales method is terminal (Sandrajs-Pro).
A guy comes with a nice blonde, find a consultant, a guy asks how to buy a flash.
They approach the terminal, and out of 16 names, the girl chooses a flash for 30 minutes. The consultant shows her all the pictures several times, she is in doubt about the shape and color, the guy is already shy away... Explanations on the flash volume the girl is generally inserted into a stupor.
Her boyfriend, not standing up to questions "which of these will fit my shirt?", says "we will take this" and shows on the photo the last proposed one.
Advice to form.
Girl: and how?
Q: Click on the word "Buy"...
The girl presses the finger on the monitor for the word "Buy".
Q: No, I need to click the mouse.
The girl finds a mouse on the table, raises it and presses it on the monitor with the word "Buy".
The guy immediately gives her a crack and runs out of the store, she follows him, and the consultant goes and laughs nervously...
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