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 25.12.2008
The real story that happened at the Khimkin reservoir.



As we know, wealthy people become richer and acquire yachts.

A normal captain with a good salary not all want to take and therefore

take less experienced, with purchased documents, from other cities, etc.

A businessman buys a new, 18 meters, yacht for 3 million euros

Employs a man for the position of "captain"... a yacht for one month,

He arrived on his way from the coast of England.

The owner goes abroad for business. The captain invites his friends to

The yacht rushed about it. After a short break, a decision was made.

Company for water storage. “Captain” starts the engine (2

st. 1250 hp each) and includes the upper control post (on the

All the friends on the flybridge. He goes down to

To remove the yacht from the pierce. of the feeding square,

given a nose shirt and at this moment the yacht with a terrible reef leaves

“Captain” on the shore.

While the captain pulls off the yacht, the company decides to take a photo. The girl

with a joyful mood poses in front of the shuttle, one frame, and then she

looking at the camera looking for where it is more convenient to fit your ass not panel

management and from all sides sits on the levers of management

and engines. Full motion is turned on, and the boat with a terrible reef leaves.

and причала.

Right on the course (within 50 meters) is another yacht. Which of the guys in

Flybridge, realizing what happened, begins to crash this yacht, but all

At the same time, there is a blow and the yacht changes its direction and leaves the water.

The club yacht. Another 50 meters on the way of the yacht is a iron concrete dam.

The yacht at full speed jumps out on this dam, goes on board and

Slip into the water.

The people will sink into the water like a grain, they will be saved by eyewitnesses.

The club yacht.

It went without victims.

The screws, wheels, chest wheels - a full pipet. When the boat slipped into the water,

There was a flooding of the motor compartment, part of the rest of the cabin and the cabin.

The main engines got a hydraulic stroke and spelled, this happened and

The diesel generator. Eighty percent of furniture (later)

It is swollen and completely replaced. As well as the replacement of carpets, video and

audio equipment, household equipment, etc. During the lifting of the yacht were

Steel wires were used and with their help the square knights were removed.

Locally cut the body and crelines.

Finally, not even a figured...
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