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 20.08.2016
From the forum:
A three-year-old daughter asked, “How did I come up?” I told her that I came to the pharmacy, selected the best girl from the catalogue, I was given a pill, and then you came out of my stomach.
He comes from the garden, crying. She says I cheated her. “Seroja (the boy from the group) said that I came out of the pitch.” I proudly showed her a scarring from Caesarean and said, “This is Serjoja from the scratch, and you from the belly.”
The next day Serjozh cried for the injustice of this world.
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