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 21.08.2016
Cut your head to the cockroaches. She doesn’t matter to you.
What does it matter to you, who, when, with whom and in what quantity? Or does this maid give you all, you don’t give you all?
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A large-scale mother with a dozen children enters the service. Half boys and half girls. They begin to joke. Momma shouts "Wanna, quiet!" There is silence. Then the girls began to make noise. "Masha, don’t make noise!" Order and tranquility Momash is asked, how is it so - with one team you calm down all "fighters"? The answer is "Yes very simple. All my boys are named Vania and all my girls are named Masha. And she asks, “Well, and if you need to call a particular child, how do you do it?”
"It is very simple. It is by name!"
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