bezdna.su — the best quotes and jokes from the abyss!



[ + 37 - ]
 21.08.2016
Should I scratch? I am a healthy man 36 years old, at dawn as Carlson, I work a lot, after working with other men I drink beer. And this woman, my wife, gives me his mother’s cake for her birthday! Not what I would expect, something original socks, cowards, on the thin end of the foam for shaving, but SCATTER?! You would see how she rejoiced and praised her in front of the guests... Revenge did not wait long, and if exactly 3 months and 8 days. Yesterday on her doctor I gave her a drill, you would see how I rejoiced and praised her.
Eng

The best quotes and jokes from the bezdna