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 21.08.2016
A close friend confessed to me that she loves her boyfriend, they have lived together for 4 years, but they do not want to get married and children, especially

Strange is it? The girl does not want to first bleed 10 times a day and suffer from heartburn so that instead of gaining weight, there is a discharge. He does not want the chest to spread in a way so that no old licking is going on (and the belly is not yet visible!) He doesn’t want to blow up like a column and while sitting at work in the office suffers from back pain, because of which he has to ask to work from home even before maternity leave... He doesn’t want to scream from the pain during clashes and tear the perineum so that then you can’t sit until the seams heal. The devil doesn’t want to know how many months or years to sleep with spots, because the baby is hot, he needs to be fed, washed, dressed, you can’t leave one in the room even for 15 minutes to wash his head. He does not want to lose his qualification for three years of rubbing his sweet ass, because then he will have to get everything on the go to get a more or less taxable salary... and still the salary will be much lower than the colleagues, and as an employee it will be less valuable than colleagues, another 5-7 years - because of frequent hospitalizations with the child, until he grows out of "child pain." What is she, right? And you get officially married - it will immediately start from all sides, from all the relatives and acquaintances: "When will the deieyeetaches hahuouduut?and "
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