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 23.08.2016
I called the local radio station today and the host, greeting me, said:
Congratulations to you! You are our first listener, and therefore, in order to win the main prize, you only need to answer a single question correctly!
The class! I said enthusiastically.
Are you ready? The leader asked. This will be a mathematical question.
“Well, I have a degree in mathematics, and I work as a teacher at school, so I think there will be no problems! I said with pride.
Well well! So, to win our main prize – 2 tickets in the first row for Stas Mikhailov’s concert and a meeting with him behind the scenes – say, how many will be twice two?
“Seven,” I answered.
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