bezdna.su — the best quotes and jokes from the abyss!



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 23.08.2016
Members behavior over time:
15 years: "Oh, something touched me! It’s time to get up!"
20 years old "Oh, the girl is cute! It’s time to get up!"
25 years old "Oh, the girl split up! It’s time to get up!"
30 years: "A really cute girl has split up in front of me. It’s time to get up."
35 years: "Why are you kidding me? What is Mine? Okay, I’ll get up now."
40 years: "Master, here a woman wants something. Do it yourself, not the little one. I’m going to sleep."
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