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 24.08.2016
1 - Found a vacancy, in an intimate shop))
1 - the most funny thing is to meet acquaintances there) I and my girlfriend went to one store and talked to the seller, from where we got there) she told stories about how they came to her almost paying with masks on the face) so that no one would know don't give god anyone))))
Well, what’s wrong with this is the stupid public opinion.
1 - we are raising children so that sex is a taboo and bad, then we are surprised that they are hiding in cages and afraid to talk about this topic with parents. It is better to know from a friend or from an inuit.
2 - Son, it's a ZBS, but you can't shake a lot, or it's going to be a piss-bobo, but it's a little bit possible.
1 - you can't, you will blind))) hands will be hairy))) that they still say)) and some especially heart-hearted parents then remove the doors with the cock in the child's room, so that they don't get lonely)))
Girl, don’t be ashamed to lose the bean too.
2 - The most wasteful will be when the daughter approaches you and says "Mom teach me to masturbate"
2 - and you're like that in the evening "Daughter Hare Mlikat, go my hand and eat"
1 - :DDDD
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