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 24.08.2016
The Order of the Inquisitioners of the Rosselkhoznadzor once again protected Omsk from the invasion of some godless Huerga.

As by the Press Brothers of the Order, on the other day in the region attempted to penetrate Povilika Thonkostebelna. This anti-human race of darkness has no roots and lives by wrapping other plants and sucking their juices.

This herb-vampire is not only extremely vivid, but also poisonous. Having fallen into the seed, it can kill a cow, a donkey, a puppy or a spider.

Previously, the civica tried to invade Omsk with hene and tomatoes, this time the seeds of a dangerous weed were hidden in the cargo of Kazakh peppers. The cover was thought out for fame: the peppers had all the necessary phytosanitary certificates. But the blind eye of the inspectors brothers penetrated through the masquerade and discovered the wicked weed.

All infected pears were handed over to the purifying fire to the glory of the God-Governor.
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