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 26.08.2016
Do you think with the advent of the Internet the OSC warning system disappeared? Not a figured!
I live in a military town, most of them know each other in the face. There is a handy pocket next to my neighbor’s garage, I’ll put my car there while I close my garage, so as not to interfere with the road. So this morning I sit in the car in this pocket, adjusting the condos. She went out and a woman passed by. I would never pay attention to her, if in the evening, coming from work, I would suddenly not find out that my husband left me, and I took my husband to Katka Zhukova (in fact, it is a convenient pocket near their garage), and now I put my car in their garage, and Katka went to my mother to live, so she is not visible (in fact Katka and her husband are off at sea for the third week and still not aware that I destroyed their family), and my husband was recently seen with some girl in the Globe (it was me, just in a given dress).
This is how a completely strange person can change your life 180 degrees in one working day.
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