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 27.12.2008
The case occurred in the distant Soviet times, the era of temporary
the shortage of "consumer goods" that has lasted for decades,
starting with the products, well except, except that, the legendary
tomatoes and candy named "bottles", ending... however,
Older people remember, and young people will not understand how this could be.
With the sports equipment the case was also, if not worse. and one day
A group of extreme skiers, who mastered another slope under
Peter, read in the newspaper advertisement: "I sell Austrian mountain skies
The Company" The boys fell into a stupor, smoothly turning into a stormy excitement
From the anticipation of changing the usual "wood" to REAL skies.
In the morning, on all pairs, striving to outperform competitors,
The address. The door opened not by age a strong grandfather with a heavy look and
A visible scar across the entire cheek. And they are in a bad state.
XXXX, Austrian mountain skies made of red wood. Shredded from
such exclusive, with difficulty coming to mind, the extremes could ask
Only one thing: Father, where do you get them from?! to
"A," the owner of the treasure snatched with his hand, "with the "Edelweiss" removed.
(For young people not very familiar with the history of the Great Patriotic:
"Edelweiss" - an elite fascist unit formed from
Alpinists and skiers who fought in the mountains.
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