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 30.08.2016
A girl came to me somehow, looking like 25-27, dressed not poorly, the bag is quite expensive and immediately to me:

- I want to order a dress from you tonight, I have a birthday soon, I need a very cool one.

They talked, they thought it was expensive. We counted the fabrics cheaper, removed a few elements - still expensive. I suggest her to go through the shops and see the ready, but here she says:

- Give me a dress for $2,000, and give me the rest for my birthday, I see that you are kind and responsive.

I may be good, but not stupid. Give me your dress and you pay me my working hours, it’s fair.

Are you sorry? I have three children, I raise them alone, live for nothing, and I want to look beautiful on my birthday, well, please enter my position!

"Sorry, but it's not me that gave you the children and I didn't leave you with them, so I think you shouldn't solve your financial problems either. Let’s do that and finish.

What began after that. I found myself a creature who hates children (they are not to blame for anything! ! to ! to She has no idea of female solidarity and mutual help, and in addition, God will punish me for thinking about money and not people. The lady went out loudly knocking at the door. It seems like the end of the story, but not.

Two weeks later, I discovered that person filling the threshold of my workshop with salt. When she saw me, she quickly threw a pack of salt into her bag and shouted:

This is a curse from me! May your whole life collapse and your workshop burn! and escaped. I didn’t even have time to answer. The camera was hanged.
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