XXX: What happened to the inflatable bed?
YYY: She... broke up.
XXX: A personal achievement!
Okay, you have a weekend with my sister ;-)
xxx: "Courage, what do you know about love? And one day I had an inflatable bed... broken".
YYY: No-no, I am a decent girl. Probably a factory marriage. Or your son has jumped.
XXX is all. It has burned 😉