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 31.08.2016
A woman came to the ultrasound with her husband and five-year-old son. On ultrasound we watch her baby 22 weeks from conception. As I watch, I talk to my parents and their son. The boy is silent. He told everything: the home address, where Mom works, and where Dad earns, how much money Dad bought Mom a car, where and when they went on vacation. I ask my parents, “Isn’t it hard for him to say everything about his family?”

What will you do? We teach him not to lie. See the exaggerated. They answer.

I asked him, “Do you know where the money lies at home?”

and yes. In the bedroom...

Stay in touch! ! to ! to Both parents are chorus.

I am delighted with this family.
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