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 01.09.2016
The fairy lady arrived. The business lady. I came to enroll the child in 1st class (directly on 1 September, the set goes all spring and summer). Starting a dialogue about the child’s abilities is standard:

Can he read?

Did you not hear? We are only in first class!

Further from the conversation of the psychologist with the child it turned out that the boy does not know how to count until 10, does not know the letters, the colors of the rainbow, the months of the year, the days of the week, the sides of the light, from the birds knows only pigeons and spiders, the trees named only two - palm trees and a tree (he knows the word "breeze", but what she does not know), the dinosaurs he saw in the movie, but that they were actually - not aware that they are no longer - also, time by hour to determine can not, does not know what is "hidden" or "spiders", can not say something - to name at least one fairy tale. He "does not like" to paint (he has no colors - "he did not ask"), he did not hold scissors, plastic and glue in his hands. Stitch does not know anyone. While talking to the child, the mother endlessly reiterated indignantly that he was just going to school, from what point he should know all this, why she should do someone else's work, for which teachers are paid money? ! to



The child does not want to go to school, because he does not know what it is - of course, he is afraid.



He did not go to the kindergarten, did not communicate with other children, in his early childhood he stayed with his grandmother, and then... He bought a plan. Since then, he has spent most of his time playing games such as collecting 5 balls in a row. He was well dressed and fed, even travelled with him to other countries (which he does not remember, only went to the beach and the store). This is all education. There was no child in the zoo.



As it became clear from the conversation with the mother, with the child she communicates on the topics "what do you want to eat? “What to buy? “Play the tablet, don’t disturb your mom.”



Such a tough diet for the child's brain is nothing "surplus". The chances that the boy at least to the 4th grade will compensate for this "diet" are insignificant. It is a pity (
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