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 29.12.2008
Sasq, do you know who this is?
Sasq is a vampire who turned his blood into alcohol.
Sasq and Count Dracula was so drunk that he fell asleep where he got - then in the grave, then in a box with the earth, and wandering in the night and looking for a pit.
Sasq and his eyes in the dark are red.
Oleg is all together.
Sasq alkas cannot enter the police building on his own, he must be invited, a strong alkas can become invisible - he can lie right on the road, but no one notices him. The higher alkas can turn into animals, most often into pigs. Hehe
Sasq Dracula came with a fog, but it was just a mess of translation – he came with a fog.
Sasq and in the fur was difficult to see - because the eyes tear.
Olegas Aha in the mirror didn’t reflect because he stinked.
Sasq da mirror - the enemy of the real alkas
Oleg, but don’t look at it.
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