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 05.09.2016
told one acquaintance. He himself worked in the ambulance, and saw a lot, but one case remembered clearly. They hit a guy with a knife in the chest (yes, people don't die immediately from the knife, you have to try to die immediately: ))

What happened next.

P is the patient, B is the doctor.

Q: Doctor, you can sit down, which is very bad.

A: Okay but carefully.

The guy sat down, sat down Min 2 and pulled a knife out of his chest.

Q: What are you doing? ! to You can’t take a knife until you get to the hospital.

Q: Okay okay okay! Do not be so nervous.

He pushed the knife back into his chest. They continued in silence, the patient’s actions were stunned. Eventually, he has a slightly damaged lungs. Now he is whole and healthy :) This is the story of the ambulance.
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