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 06.09.2016
As recently turned out, many food stores in China have common refrigerators for milk/drinks, etc. They have a double bottom. Behind the window part of the refrigerator there is a storage room, they are combined. A couple of months ago I bothered to get the yogurt from a iron basket and I was given it from there. Imagine a hand stretching a bottle of yogurt between the refrigerator shelves. Stephen King’s Refrigerator I was terrified and couldn’t hide it. When I was paying at the box, the seller and the carrier, the performer of the role of "hands from the refrigerator" roared in the whole voice, bending in half, and ticked into me with my fingers. It is shameless and contagious.



The funniest thing was today when I went into this shop with a colleague from the Czech Republic. We talked about the affairs, I opened the same refrigerator and the already familiar carrier’s face looking between the packages said to me, “Ni chao” (hello). I answered “Ni chao” and shrugged my hand in greeting. After taking the yogurt, and closing the refrigerator, I continued the conversation with the Czech. Aaaah! You would see his face. This world will never be the same for him again.
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