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 07.09.2016

Go ahead "March by step!"

No, boy, I’ll wait until you completely stop and then I’ll start the transition. I also don’t want to guess your intentions and jump back sharply because you still decided to go. And I also have problems with vision and with the onset of darkness I can only see dirty headlights and the fact that they are moving, to estimate the distance and speed I cannot.
He sits in a warm car and is upset that pedestrians on the street are wasting his time!
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