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 08.09.2016
Someone went to my brother for a beer.
In the evening we sat down and stayed overnight.
Early in the morning, the clouds and the mist broke up on the water, i.e. In the kitchen.
The brother said to them, "Now we will give you a cup of tea with lemon!"
Take the boiler, pour it, put a teaspoon - all as usual.
The boys try the tea in anticipation - sour sho capec.
Their brother "Yes you drink! It is with lemon! Not the mosquitoes! The real!and "
The boys drank - the sausage is not aunt.
And then it turned out that the wife of the brother in the evening decided to clean the tea from the boiling water - added a couple of tablespoons of citric acid, poured water, boiled and left the boiling water to fall.
Brother, so this mixture boiled and poured the boys.
Morality - do not behave on compelling advertising, if the taste is ugliness.
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