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 09.09.2016
Once, a delegation from China came to our university for a conference. And, in order to entertain the guests, they allocated three students from the translation department - the city to show, the museums to conduct, and then help at the conference itself, if necessary.

And here, they went to cultural education in the morning, return to the universe in the afternoon, and the participants of the delegation in panic, discuss something between themselves. Here these students notice that something is wrong - a lot of them have some sort of care. The dean comes, and her eyes lie on her forehead: "Why did you take the Japanese from the museum and bring here? “” The dean, as it turned out, spoke Japanese, and could distinguish the Chinese from the Japanese.

An annoying student for a minute lost sight of her group while walking, and joined a bunch of Japanese, and then they were safely taken away. How they did not notice that the Chinese were six people, and they took eight, is unclear. Why the Japanese were silent while they were taken somewhere is also a mystery. But in volunteering these gor-guides no longer participated.
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