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 10.09.2016
A criminal told a story.
He goes out to the car after work, and he has a lock hanging on the door. And the note: "If you want a key - translate 2000 p to the SB map by the number of bodies XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX. After that you will receive a text message with the place where the key lies"
He, not thinking long, got the crime suitcase, removed his fingers from the castle, returned to the department, broke the body on Papilon, after which he called on the specified number, told his owner his name, where he lives, what we judge, where he sat, in general, all his ankle, and said that he waits half an hour, after which he himself goes to him with a squad of omons. Twenty-five minutes later, the “keykeeper” rushed to him and handed him the key and a bottle of expensive cognac.
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